Hera Gives A Dissertation on Modern Marriage
I saw that peacock and I was thinking, “Holy shit! I better listen!” Hera does not debate. Hera is a Queen and She gives pronouncements. I like Her pronouncements and I am passing them along. I am certain She is speaking primarily to Hellenismos but Pagans who call upon the pantheon at all would do well to take note I think.
So, Hera knocked today and asked me to take dictation on the subject of marriage ceremonies. Why she is, in particular, coming to me with this, I have no idea. It is very unlikely that I will be asked to officiate a wedding any time soon, and it is furthermore unlikely that I’ll have time to write a marriage ceremony any time before March.
Nevertheless, her ideas are very interesting. She seems to be looking to broaden marriage as it pertains to her office, and generally to be invited to more weddings. Because of course she is. Would you prefer one snacky cake or two snacky cakes?
One minor thing which might need explaining, because it certainly confused me, is why Hera is saying that a lock of hair should no longer be cut. I pressed her for an explanation, and just got a sense of “all those things” as though…
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